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The Drunken Mistake You’ll Make This Halloween, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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The Drunken Mistake You’ll Make This Halloween, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

Halloween is your favorite holiday, so you’re going to get way too carried away. You’ll end up buying drinks for all of your friends, plus a few strangers you met five minutes earlier. By the end of the night, your costume will be crusted with vomit and your wallet will be completely empty.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You’re stubborn, so when you drag your friends to a lame club or party, you won’t let them leave. Instead of finding a better place to celebrate, you’ll stick to the location you originally chose. Everyone will end up having a horrible time, but hey, at least you’ll be too drunk to remember all the nasty names your friends called you.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You’re going to get wasted off Halloween-themed shots and then have the bright idea to terrify someone. But, with your luck, you’ll end up picking the wrong person. You’ll either end up getting knocked out by a big dude or causing some little kid to cry.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You’re going to pregame at your house–and never end up leaving the house. But you’ll check Snapchat every five minutes to see all the friends that are having fun without you. Then you’ll whine about how they didn’t invite you, or about how they didn’t personally pick you up and drag you out when you declined their invitations.

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